Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Bird poop

I get in trouble. A lot. And when I do, I like to come up with a clever response that might create a laugh that would lighten the mood and my punishment. Like the other day. I went outside to help dad in the yard and I wanted to look tough, so I leaned over and spit. Dad quickly told me that ladies don't spit. Being quick on my feet I responded by saying, "I had bird poop in my mouth."
Now that is a good excuse! I've tried to use it since then but it was only effective the first time.

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